OK here's a couple more.

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"


Two newlyweds go on a fly-in hunting trip to Canada. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. He gets back and says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
"Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up," replies the young bride.
The next morning it's really cold out, so when the guy comes back from a morning hunt, he says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up." He does and again that warms him up.
After lunch, he goes out one more time for an evening hunt. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"


A friend of mine going to hunt in Alaska said he couldn't tell the difference between a black bear and a grizzly. I told him the easiest and most sure-fire way to tell which species it was is to run up behind the bear and kick it in the a$$. Then run and climb up a tree. If the bear climbs the tree and eats him it's a black bear. If the bear pushes the tree over and eats him it's a grizzly.


and one more!


A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."