Well up here there not that dumb, we have merriams, rios, & easterns. Yeah I know what you mean about filling up the gun safe...................just bought a browning abolt 22-250 for yotes & other stuff.
A good friend of mine lives in Fairfax, OK not to far from where you were at.
The reason Turkey is so big is b/c I don't get to hunt much at all in the fall so this is the time I have to take care of my hunting craze.