RE: Solution to boring problem
....the Hilton sisters were getting one of the crab pots ready to drop over board and were too busy talking about shopping and other useless drivel to notice that the line for the pot had become wrapped around their legs.
The pot was dropped overboard and promptly hauled the both of them down 1000 feet to the sea bottom where they were never to be heard from again. The rest of the people on the boat......
(Sorry guys, I can't stand those two brats!)