As told to me by a friend/exguide.

Hunters not ready for the shot
Hunters set up on a shot and missing after 20 or so shot.
Hunter wanting to go back to camp for lunch
Hunter wanting to drive to area as opposed to riding horse
Hunter has lots of money but no talent
Hunter moving from area without notifying guide
Hunter "I paid for this trip and by god you're going to get me a deer.

Guide wanting the money puts hunter on first buck/elk bull he sees for monitary reasons
Guide not btinging the lunch
Guide fed up with adult babysitting leaves hunter in woods takes ball and goes home.
Guide didn't bring hunters extra brick of ammo

Animal didn't cooperate by standing still
Animal thumbs nose at hunter for missing at 100 yards
Animal looks at hunter and starts laughing at scentblocker labels
Animal goes and gets buddies comes back and kicks guides a## for bringing hunter to the "hood"
The hill was too steep to climb lets get the four wheeler and sneak up on em.