Then he remembered about Ebay. There are always suckers out there that buy overpriced decoys. Red thought about it for a few minutes and decided to pick up the hand carved decoys and sell them on Ebay. He could buy a SBE with the money and retire his Mossberg 9200. He knows a guy named psandhu that bought a 2 row corn planter, seed plates, and a fertilizer hopper for the planter on Ebay. That guy is going to have an awesome dove field in 2004. But back to our story.

Unfortunately that porcupine had also chewed through the anchor cords and the dekes were drifting directly away from him (he always sets up with wind at his back). He gets out to the decoys but the wader is getting deep. It's almost up to the top of his waders when he steps into a....