I have the Outdoor channel and I watch it a lot. I also noticed late night advertizing is going south.
A pretty young blond looks into the camera and says, "What would you pay to enlarge that
certain part of the male anatomy? Blah, blah, blah. Then at the end it says it has a money back guarantee.
Now, a buddy of mine that I hunt with asks he if I've seen the commercial? Yep I have. Do you think it works, he says? Nope, it's just a gimmick, I reply. But it has a money back guarantee, he says. So I say, yeah, but can you imagine some dork trying to get his money back?
"I've been taking your product for six months and I still have a little weiner, can I have my money back? How many guys you know going to say something like that.

Geez, and I hunt with this guy! Probably cause he's got some really nice land to hunt on.