Deer Destroyer, everybody knows people LIE LIKE DOGS when it comes to hunting and fishing stories. The field rat they shot last year becomes a monster elk, real easy.

I hope you do have the deer you claim you've got. But if you do, you're an idjit for posting about it on a public forum. If someone who knows you lets the word out about where your property is, you'll be overrun with trespassers. You keep things like that SECRET until you have the hero pictures to post.