Havent you ever heard of the elusive ONE?! It is a mix between a bird and a grizzly bear. Ones live high in the mountains and feed on innocent hikers. They love to drink beer and are often seen prowling around back-country bars looking for a competitive game of darts or pool.[8D]
You don't know that a One is and you call yourselves outdoorsmen?! geesh. [8D][8D]
All seriousness.... What did you get ABM?!