i was over my buddy's house and he has this funky hen that likes to strutt, well she started strutting along with the gobbler, he got the video camera out, everything is going as planned then the peacock shows up and gets him all fired up, by this time she's in a trance wanting to mate, the gobbler and the peacock go at it, the gobbler comes running back to his woman, well,you'd think all was fine in turkeyland, 2 love birds together again...oh no, he decides he doesnt want her anymore and comes over to me, i'm purring and yelping at him, he starts purring and gobblin', he has found a new gf , he starts chasing me, my buddy is like just kick him, so here's kungfuMa kicking at him, he was getting agressive, that didn't help, he tried spurring me, so i'm running around the truck with this gobbler chasing me, at first it was cute, then the fear of God came over me, i screamed like a girl and dove into the bed of my truck, swan dive, lmao..that danged bird would not leave me alone.....figured it out , it was in love with my pink and white socks......and they saw deer attack,i'd rather have a deer get me than one of them spurs.....