I know of a good guy, duck hunter much of his single adult life, loves his 2 retrievers. He got married, wife won't cook or eat his waterfowl, he doesn't have much opportunity to eat his own, since his wife is a bit of a pain about it. He still loves the hunt, using his dogs, etc. So he's still bringing them out of the marsh, but they never get closer to his table than his freezer. Luckily, this guy gives some to his buddies, etc., so they don't go to waste. Maybe this lonely fool hunter needs to team with a lousey shot?