I have to say the wierdest one I heard of ws from a friend of mine. He was sitting on the front porch one day when his neighbor came up to him and asked him to help him finish gutting his deer. Turns out his neighbor has never killed a deer before so he didn't know how to gut it. When my frieng got there his neighbor had already cut the deer from side to side right behind the ribs instead of from back to front. He had one heck of a mess on his hands. I'm just glad I'm not the one who had to clean that one up.