I was just thinking about how my neighbor showed me how to field dress a deer. Well, I ended up shooting two deer this year and I attempted to field dress the second. I had a razor sharp knife, remembered what to do, and OOPS! As soon as I made a cut into the skin and moved my hand further up to keep from cutting the guts, i cut my finger a good one! I was laughing more than thinking of the pain. Well my ex g/f's dad had to do the job for me because i could not get it to stop bleeding. We got back to the truck and the only thing we had was a feminal pad. He said "Hey, these are made to stop bleeding right?" I could have died! I just stuck to some bandaids we found in the glove compartment and ditched the Pad. I just thought that was too funny. Any of ya'll got some funny, painful, or just plain weird field-dressing stories????