ORIGINAL: beaglefreak

My friend, you are the proud recipricant of a new virus that we call "GHONNASYPHYLHERPAIDS". This disease derives from a crack/hooker house in Haiti.The only solution to cure this fatal disease would be too go to a chinese witch doctor with 1 eye,red hair,and a 13 inch tallywacker.Lets see exactly what this fatal disease really is:

GHONNA: IS SHORT FOR GHONNARHEA
SYPHYL: IS SHORT FOR SYPHYLIS
HERP: IS SHORT FOR HERPES
AIDS: YOU FIGURE THAT ONE OUT!!!!!

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NEW FRIEND AND GOD BLESS