its pretty dumb but i wanna know what you would do. so here it goes. ok, you get kidnapped by some crazy human eating people and they take you to some strange place and they tell you that if you do not come back with an elk in 48 hours and all they gave you was a full staplegun, 1 waterproof match, and a bottle of water. and if you didnt get the elk in the time limit then they would eat you alive and if you passed out then they would wait for you to wake up and then start eating you again. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Staple gun's don't exactly shoot very hard / far...
Trust me, I played with one in the basement as a kid. They'd barely stick into a block of wood at ~10 yards