No No No. You guys are all WRONG!!! The most humane thing you can do is get one of those freaks from PETA (the old PETA) and have him/her take it home with them. Problem solved. I bet you ten bucks they kill the little bass-terd.

We once had a skunk heading for the barn. So my dad goes after it with a stick. Funny as hell. It makes it in the barn. So now we are trying to get the thing out, not really worried about getting sprayed. It sprayed... but not all over, just on its self. Now my dad is pee-offed. He just starts flinging it through the air with the stick. Gets it away from the barn, and the dog goes after it. We are now fighting with the dog, while the skunk runs off. I got it the worst, and it really didn't smell all that bad. It was a young skunk. I wonder if that had anything to do with it...