well uhh .. one time i walked out in back of my house messin with my sling shot an there stood a nice lookin turkey i put it rite on its head an woo woo woo it fell over like a ton of bricks so i was like dazed an couldnt belive it so i walked out an touched it an it didnt move so i went to butcher it inside an the thing started comein to what a time i had