I was the All American Boy... straight from Ozzie and Harriet Nelson dreams. All state everything, music, played sports, President of the Student Council, Boys State etcetc etc, played gigs with a band from 8th grade on, music major... yada yada yada. Then I got drafted, went to OCS, and the Army blew up my ears, left me with some scrap metal and damaged my brain, I got married and my wife has been messing with my brain ever since. This is what's left.[&:][:-]