well guys and girls if been around for 20 years now and have had some real wild times (It ain't my first rodeo). As for redneckish things i have thousands but here are a few. Practice elk calling with a diapram cow call in the library. Chew in school and use a test tube for a spitter. My floor hockey team was called the pickled beavers and we had a kit beaver in a jar that we stuck on the top of the net as a mascot for each game. Skipped school to go fishin quite a bit. Went die hard trap checkin (at each trap u chug a beer) at noon hour. Our entertainment at night is hitten signs with bottles out of a moving vehicle. Or hitten stuff with our 79' dodge newport with a big push gaurd. We pushed a pop machine down main street one night with that car. 80% of kids in my class hunted and would come to school with heads in the back and we'ed all run out and check out everyones kill. I've put grouse intestine in my buddies ham sandwich. Shoot magpies, coyotes, and others out my bedroom window (ahh livin on a farm is sweet) i've showed up to school with my camo paint still on. On day mom called the school and got me excused from class because there was a moose out in the field by my house. So i drove home and shot it, gutted him then went back to school. I have several others but my intention was to keep this short. My advice to you guys is there is no shame in being a bit redneck and have as much fun as you can cause your only young once. but play safe....