Not counting rebounding lead splatter or being peppered by a shotgun, how many of you have actually had a bullet in you?

I've had a .22lr slug ricochet and wind up 2" deep in my thigh-back in high school, drove myself home and my mom said she wouldn't take me to the hospital for a "self inflicted wound" and walked off, so I dug it out with a knife and was stitching it up in tears as she came into the bathroom-she'd been kidding and had gone to get her coat.

I also got hit by a .45acp slug, FMJ thankfully-it was an AD at the range I was working at, flew about 40yrds, went through a Mazda Miata-entered the trunk, punched through the seats and dash, through the air breather, out the hood and into my hip about 3", too bad it hadn't it a "real car", I'd have never been touched-I guess it could have been worse, I could have been the first thing it met!!! I was on my way into work-walking through the parking lot!!