1)"Michael, go shoot some arrows or go kill something so you'll stop being a damned grouch." -the wife <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
2)"OK, OK, if it'll shut you up you can buy another bow." <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>