If you would like an explanation on the fart thing here it is:

I was hunting with my dad and a friend of his for elk. We finally found a herd at about 3:00. As we are getting within 1-2 miles the wind changed at the same time this guy let off the greasiest thing I have ever smelt/herd. The elk in about 3 minutes high-tailed it right out of there. we were the only hunters as far as we could see so what would you blame it on?