I use two regularly, depending on animosity intensity...

For those in intellectual conversations....

"I prefer to hunt so I can finance the nature lovers, the bird watchers and the hikers every day of the year with 20 days of my own---because that's how much hunting is worth to me..."

And for those that deserve the outlandish...

"If I wasn't allowed to transgress my primitive nature with firearms through the act of hunting, I would be enraged with all of this unkept male hostility which I would be forced to unleash on you with a big case of whoop-ass, so mind your manners and stay the f--k out of my way..." To which I usually add, after watching their jaw drop or the face flush, with "you sissy" (or another expletitive which some female board members may take issue with )...

S&R