I have so many it would take 4 pages just on my alone. Hmm let's see the best were:

Trying to pee in a bottle in my stand when a buck appears. I suddenly realized I was missing the bottle. No deer that day.

I climed into my stand one day and there was a house dog that barked for 3 hours straight. I said to heck with it and walked around the prop. scouting. I decided to try the next stand down. I climb up, drop my bow, down and up again, drop my release, down and up again, drop my call, down and up again. I got out some scent and grunted. Here comes a deer. 5 yards away and I kick off the grunt call standing up. I pull back and the arrow comes off the rest. Get it back on and aim and release. The deer just stands there!!!!! Oh I hit, I think he was still laughing at me and didn't realize he was hit. I got him though!