A couple more quick tips when comming down south:
1. Bring your own spit cup.
2. Don't be rude, if my mother wants to borrow a chew,Share!
3. Don't ask my wife to cheat on me, you know brothers and sisters tell each other everything!
4. Don't ask what grits are made of!
5. You have to hold your own gun as my gun rack will only hold my sqirlell gun and my deer rifle!
6. last but not least, don't ask me to turn down my collar to see if my neck is really red!
PS, Gramma always gets shotgun, so get in the middle!