Ok Nascar, here is what you do immediately upon arrival in the south (you can trust me, right?)

1. Go up to the biggest, fattest hillbilly women you see and complement her on choice of tablecloth she now wears as a dress.

2. Give a big ol "YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW", just so you'll fit in.

3. Find the nearest biker bar, walk in and scream at the top of your lungs, "Harley's suck and so does everyone who rides them!" You will get the piss beat out of you but will immediately earn the respect of all southerners.

4. When you get to the speedway, instead of ordering a beer at the stand, ask the guy to make you a Long Island Ice Tea, THEY WILL LOVE YOU!

5. And finally, while you're at the speedway, keep telling everyone around you how glad you are that Dale Earnhart is not around anymore because you think he "cheated" his way to most of his victory.

Don't worry. If you follow my instructions I am sure you will fit right in.


Edited by - mr4pt on 02/05/2002 17:28:15