#1 Say ma'am: thats not "mam" as in mammy, but "ma-am". say "madame" out loud then leave out the d. You got it!

#2 I'll let you wonder about this, 'cause you need to be afraid. Be very afraid! That's the only way y'all will respect us.

#3 If you ain't gonna cook it, leave it alone! And don't run your tires on it, either. My momma might want it!