well, now, this is my 6TH B and C racoon !! Proof? I'll have the racoon x rayed! i'll take a polygraph!! I'll sell my story to "racoon hunter Monthly" for 1.4 mil!!!

I have a signed agreement not to call it the world record coon! so i won't. but it WAS the BIGGEST coon in the universe!

I had a secret panel of judges score it, there is no bondo on it.....x-ray away!

did i mention this was my 7th B and C racoon? the 1st one i got when i was 4 with a fisher price bow and sucky-cup arrow.
seroiusly, thanks for all the compliments on the tale. I appreciate it!
moose