Wayne, what the hell are you talking about? I've been trying to call a turkey in for you for 3 years now, and you just can't seem to fit me in to your schedule. I'll give you advanced notice on exactly where I'll be hunting, and you are more than welcome to bring your gun on by for a hunt. The calling's on me. Me and my hunting partner will hopefully be hunting with Bldhound and his much better looking hunting partner down at Addy again.

I've invited my brother, cousin, and buddy that hunted with me 2 years ago to come out from MS, but they probably won't come. Since my brother did Wilderness Survival School in the Lil' Pend Orielle WMA, he refuses to tent camp in WA. Something about mosquitoes the size of B52s. I keep telling him them there aren't any during turkey season. If they do come, I'll probably hunt the powerline area up by our camp in Kettle Falls so as not to wear out our welcome on Bldhound's private land honeyhole. You just can't turn too many Southerners loose in the turkey woods, or all hell breaks loose. You can be sure we'll have a good time.