guys guys guy! how on earth can you say this deer is phony!?!?! there is the obvious blood stain on the antlers where i had handled them posing for numerous requested photos for playgirl magazine, the tag on the ear isnt a giant tick, you must recognize the inside of the world famous "eastwood butt kicking wrangler" otherwise you've been living in a cave, there is my signature professional photography skills and of course you'll notice the crowd of people gathered around my jeep that is so common when i make a public appearence.

hate the game, dont hate the player!