Let's hear some funny stories
I'll start. Several years ago my uncle (God rest his soul) and my friend were hunting an island in the Susquehanna river. Later in the morning things got slow so my uncle and I decided to walk around the island and my dog following us as heel. We were hoping to jump some ducks along the shore line. As we were coming back toward the blind maybe about 75 yards away we could see my friend outside the blind and he was taking a leak! What we also noticed is there were some mallards coming up the river right at the blind. We both hollered "ducks" . We could see my friend watching them and my uncle in is usual quick wit yell to him..."well are you gonna shoot them or s#$#w them?" He never did get a shot off as he was too busy with his "other gun" My friend and I laugh about this to this day