We were at a July 4th festival today, and stopped in the sporting goods store. As usual, I went to look at semi-auto shotguns. I found the Benelli Ethos in field blue, and it felt like a dream. Then, Mrs. Fan walked over to me and said "Buy it. We have the money."

I am now am the proud owner of a Benelli Ethos. Took it to the range already. It shoots like a dream.

Get jealous now.