Okay. If I am following your convoluted storyline properly...

You shoot turkeys with shots that obviously aren't kill shots because the toms spur you. Because toms attack you with their spurs after you shoot them (I can see why they might be a little ticked off here), you wear snake boots to protect against the preventable spur attacks. Because of all of these spur attacks, your snake boots now leak and you need to replace them or risk snake slobbers. Or something like that. Dude, I think you belong in a Dilbert cartoon or something similar. I have never heard of anybody having all of these problems turkey hunting. Most guys would admit they're funnin' people but somehow I think you're dead (no pun intended) serious here.