Some of these had me pissing myself, but I have one similar that also includes #2. It was opening morning I was 17, and I was hunting a new spot with a good friend of mine. We stopped at the local convienience store to get a cup of coffee before heading out. I knew that something happened after I drank coffee first thing in the AM, but because I was so excited to go hunting I forgot what that was.....but we' ll get to it shortly. Anyway I was driving, so we get back onto this dirt road and I drop my buddy off at his spot. I head down another 400-500 yards and park at my spot. It' s still dark, so I head into my stand. (Climber) I sit until it gets light, and I don' t see anything. All of a sudden I get that oooh soooo uncomfortable feeling that we all know and love, and it was then that I remembered why I don' t drink coffee in the Am unless I am near a bathroom. I lowered my bow, turned around to start climbing down and then it happened. I thought it was gas, but when I went to release it...........you kinda get the picture. To make matters worse I was wearing sweatpants underneath of my overalls. I climb down the tree in disgust with myself, and wondering how in the hell I am going to clean this mess up without my buddy knowing. I get out to my truck, and carefully take off my overalls. I took off everything except for my t-shirt and boots. I cleaned up with my good leg on my sweatpants, but I still reaked. The final result was me wearing overalls over just a t-stirt and boots. I drive up to pick up my buddy, and I wait a couple minutes. He comes out and he' s like dude.....WTF are you doing, I shot one deer and I was ready to shoot a second. Then he said what is that smell? I said, look we got bigger problems, I **** myself. He started laughing and said well we gotta get this deer. At least when we have these stories we can share em' without too much embarrassment. Hopefully I gave you all a good laugh for the day.