The one I hate, is " Did you catch anything yet?"
thats funny! my girlfriend says it all the time now as a joke! she' ll say, " how was hunting, did you catch anything?" then i say, " oh, i didnt catch anything. i only catch stuff when i go fishing." then she says, " well did you shoot anything?" then i say, " nope" then she says, " well do you want me to get naked for you?" and then I say, " HECK YA!"