I made a BIG BIG BIG HUGE booboo the other day. Was trying to get in some arrow time and the wife was retrieving my arrows for me like the loving woman that she is. My vast error in judgement was in saying "fetch woman" Boy did I pay for that!!! She took my crutches into the house, stepped back out onto the porch and said "comeeer boy, that's a good boy, come on boy you can do it, such a goooood boy" Then went back in the house and yelled back "limp ya old fart" and slammed the door.