I once shot eight squirrels out of one tree with a .32 caliber flintlock muzzleloader. Immediately after doing so I managed to cut my index finger clean to the bone trying to cut a stick to carry all the squirrels on, and not having anything to use as a tourniquet I cut my underware off and wrapped my finger with them. I then had to walk about two miles back to my truck tottin' eight squirrels and a heavy ass muzzleloader, bleeding like a stuck pig the whole time. True story I swear, and a day in the woods I will never forget. But I did come away with a valuable lesson, always wear clean underware.