Here' s one that will sneak up on you if you' re not carefull. It' s one of my personal favorites.
Its called a Surfer on Acid. Mix together equal parts Jagermeister, Malibu Coconut Rum, and pineapple juice. It looks and tastes like swamp water, but you' ll be tore up from the floor up!!!

If that don' t work just kill a bottle of Boone' s Strawberry Hill wine!