Jake what you posted is called a fish commonly called a rough fish or carp.
The other was so small I am not sure but think it was some sort of SUV.
This is what a squirrel looks like in the winter any way and what they are called where I live. It is the red phase of the common fox squirrel also called tree rats and other not so nice names.
I know it is sad when they plead like this and tell you about all their kids and all the sad stuff they can come up with.
But they are so yummy cooked up properly.

Al