A ball is round, so we'll call it "Spherical Technology"

A toilet swirls when you flush it, so we'll call it "Vortex Technology"

Shoelaces overlap each other, "Cross-Lace Technology"

Toilet paper is rolled, "Concentric-Wrapping Technology"

I wish the companies we buy our gear from would quit insulting our intelligence with all their BS technologies. Most of these technologies are nothing more than an observable trait of the product, renamed to make us think it was specifically engineered to be that way.

I want to buy a product that is systematically engineered and equipped with a "No BS Technology." A product that is just a good product, without the smoke and mirrors.

Sorry for my rant, but I had to get that off my chest, using a little "Tension-Release Technology"