" I wonder how far I could pee from way up here."

" What great weather we' re having...snow, 12 degrees, 25 mph wind (in my face of course), wait, I' m frozen to my stand!"

" I can' t feel my feet. Oh good, they' re still there."

" Getting stiff again, time to stretch. Better make darned sure there are no deer around before I stand up."

" Still gotta pee. Wait what was that noise?!!"

" Darned squirrels !! Make me think you' re a deer will ya? You wanna be a deer? Come over here and do that again. I can pretend you' re a deer too, rodent."

" I knew this tree was too skinny, now I' m gonna get seasick in this wind."

" Time to check the feet again."

" There goes another arrow falling off my rest. I hope I can do the job with what I have left. Hey cool, that one stuck point first. Darn, now I have to clean off the blades."

" Still gotta pee. OK, here we go."

" Wow, I MUST be cold."

" Ahhhhhhh"

" And, right on time, there is the only buck I' ll see all day. Go ahead, run away. See if I care."

" My timing really stinks. I couldn' t have gone an hour ago, NOOOO."

" Hmm, steaming snow. Who' d a thunk?"

" I can' t believe my buddy took a dump from way up here. Imagine the delay."



I have no trouble passing the time.