As for team name, what about:
"Hey, mom...can you cook this turkey I just killed?"

That may be too long, but it is the way that I have notified my mom of every turkey that I've ever killed. Still waiting on her to cook one for me, though...LOL!

Or Metham-turkeymeat...you know, it can be addictive, and ruin your life.

Or Black Rain...common term for radioactive fallout...this is extremely dangerous.

Those are just silly. I like some of the other ones folks have been saying, too. Honestly, I don't care a bit what our team name is, and would be happy to simply be, "Team 2". I am excited to be on this team with you guys, hear what's going on in your neck of the woods, and look forward to sharing stories of my own.

Ok...I'll stop posting for now.