It would be a waste of time if he can't get it on his own. Maybe if he spends a few minutes thinking about it instead of grabbing at straws to try and support his unfavorable position, he'll figure it out. But I'll give him some tip: Hey Murby consider the following:

Your Mom's Butt/ Tattooed in 6 inch letters/ Free Shot/ 5000 have already been served

Get it? I'm not holding out much hope. He seems a little "dense".

I'm done with this thread.