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1. You will Be Banished from this site forever
2. A Team of trained Assasin Ninja Monkies will invade your home and kill your puppy while you sleep
3. All beer will be served warm to you
4. You will be forced to watch reruns of the Cosby show and The Gong Show
5. Sacha Baron Cohen will deliver the eulogy at your next of kins funeral
6. All of your Camels will develop herpes from Fleas.
7. May all of your deer develop night vision during the day.
8. Grumpy Cat From Facebook will haunt every Dream you ever have.
9. The Most Interesting Man in the World will Never have you in one of his beer commercials
10. George Zimmerman called. He wants to hang out and party.