Originally Posted by
MNDan
The Flying Spaghetti Monster IS amazing! I have been truly touched by his noodly appendage and I see his work everywhere! He boiled for my sins, and for that I am thankful. Fortunately no one can EVER prove he doesn't exist - and that gives me faith. Hopefully someday you all will also be touched by his noodly appendage - then you will know his grace and wisdom. Al Dente!
I'm glad I'm not reading this in my deer blind because the belly laugh would have scared them all away!