Cardeer,
That wasn' t rude and you are not an idiot.............I really couldn' t care less myself. I do know that more then a couple guys here do get into the whole record book thing pretty seriously so just thought I would ask.
I have MUCH more interest in cook books then I do record books
Now if they had a record book for hot air balloon crashes and random explosions along with guys stalking decoys, and sticking bolts in trees 8 feet off the ground.............you would be the undisputed champ

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