LOL! Thats's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
My hunting and tournament shooting has been next to nothing the last 3 or 4 years, due to ailing parents and trying to get a kid through high school. Kid is registering for college today, mom is in the hospital but doing better. Her and dad are in a nursing facillity now--we just aren't equiped to care for them at home.
Any chance you will be coming to the ETAR? I'll be there, at the BCY booth.