ORIGINAL: Rack-attack

Look on the bright side cardeer,

You didn' t fall and break all your ribs and get knocked unconscious like last year. You weren' t beaten up by anti-crossbow people. No one shot 20 holes in your blind with a rifle. The neighborhood didn' t self-destruct on you and blow into 100 pieces. No hot air balloons landed on the deer.....................

Sounds like one of your better days this year