Man,that sucks he isn't legal!
I'll agree, its a funny background but one of my spots in as Deer city USA as you can get. Probably the closest legal spot to downtown Chicago as you can find. I live in Downtown Chicago so I have a spot with 30 mins if I want to get an afternoon hunt in. Not a big chunk of land but legal and we've gotten deer the last 3 years since we started hunting it.