Reminds me of an old joke..........
A guy has been going to deer camp with his friends for quite a few years, but never brings home a deer. His wife says she thinks all they do out at camp is smoke cigars, play cards and drink. The guy says he just enjoys the woods and won't shoot anything but a big buck. Well it comes time to leave and as usual his wife has packed for him. Off he goes to deer camp, and a week later he comes home, again with no deer. The wife asks him how the hunting was. The guy says it was a little slow, saw one big buck but could not get a shot. The wife asks if everything else was fine and they guy says yes, but tells the wife she forgot to pack his underwear.
The wife says...........No I didn't forget, I put them in your rifle case.