You poor bast**d,
Having a Cabela' s only 21 miles from your house. I pity you. The child support, the attorney' s fees, counselor sessions. Its not to late, you still have time to move. Keep telling yourself...the family is more important, the family is more important.

You see, I too am a Cabela' s aholic. However it takes somewhat over two hours to reach the one in Kansas City so I' m sort of safe. No doubt, I' d end up working there if I lived closer. They' d pay me in merchandise and my wife would leave me too.

Sorry to hear about your misfortune.